Dumb ass drivers
Got to work late today! First off, I have been getting up and taking my shower at the same time every day for 6 years. So my dumb ass step kid decideds that he needs to jump in the shower 5 min before I take mine. Now this wouldn't be a problem if he took normal showers. But he fucks off in there and turns the water off / on does God knows what and is in there for at least 20 min every day. My showers last about 5 min. Of couse he won't let me take mine first. So sure enough, I am running 15 min behind and there is no hot water left!(my wife told, me I am not allowed to hit him, lol) Then I get behind some slow person. After I finally get to pass him, I see that he is playing a damm trumpet while driving down the road!! He wins the moron of the day award. Then there is an overturned 18 wheeler on the interstate ramp and the ramp is closed. This means of course, another 10 min delay as I have to find another way to get on the interstate. Still after all this, I was only 10 min late. Think I need a smoke break now!